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[byrony]

There is a movie screening at 8 PM this Friday, if you are not busy and would like to come with me. It's called The Wizard of Oz. Have you heard of it yet?

[ You can almost sense, psychically, that it took Louis two hours to construct and draft and send this message. ]

[kidsmenu]

I will not be busy. I'd like to go with you.

What do people wear to the movie screenings?

[One can tell, with the easy quickness of her reply, that she didn't agonize over it. Or if she did, it was swift.]

[byrony]

Comfortable things. They are casual affairs, nowadays.

[kidsmenu]

All right. The concept of uncomfortable clothes is new, but I've been experimenting. I have two entirely different cuts of jeans.

Do you have jeans, Louis?

[youresovein]

My darling, my dearest, ma petite lionne, I've just learned that there is an all-female production of Macbeth being performed this weekend and you and I will be going together!

[kidsmenu]

Intriguing.

What do they do, strap on enormous codpieces?

[youresovein]

Standard size, I think. It's a classy affair.

[kidsmenu]

You're quite sure you don't have a handsome brunette gentleman you'd rather take?

[youresovein]

[ rude, but fair. ]

I'm not interested in playing around with mortals, Claudia. Handsome, dark-haired, brooding, I don't care, they all taste the same these days and they can't hold my interest.

Let's go out. The two of us. The way we used to.

[kidsmenu]

Bon.

I will be ready to receive you.

[youresovein]

( continued )